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Are you making plans to attend the largest graphic arts show in the Western Hemisphere? Print05 + Converting05 will take place at McCormick Place on Chicago’s lakefront September 9-15. The Seybold Digital Publishing Conference will be held at the same time, same location.
This huge gathering is
much more than a trade show. The many seminars offer something for everyone.
Whether you are a writer, designer, photographer, printer, binder, or
publisher, a bit of careful advance planning will allow you to compile an
agenda chock full of relevant information.
Web links are
provided below for your convenience. Copresco has no affiliation with these
shows; we just know a good thing when we see it!
If you
come to the show from outside the Chicago area, why not make plans to visit
Copresco while you are here? See the future of digital print, not just on a
trade show floor, but in action, here at Copresco, where we print your books
and manuals on-demand every day!
If you are located in
Northern Illinois you may stop by anytime. Why not contact Copresco President
Steve Johnson now to arrange a plant tour?
If Copresco sounds like a coffee shop to you, it will come as no surprise that we have eight flavors of coffee in our lunchroom. You can try a cup of each for less than the price of one grande at McCormick Place’s Starbucks. After your tour (and eight cups of coffee) you’ll be as charged up as we are about the future of printing and publishing!
Editor’s Note: Normally we keep the humor on
the other side of Lite, leaving room for the serious stuff here. This one was
just too good to not pass along!
A research
institution has recently announced a discovery: the heaviest element yet known
to science. Named “Governmentium,” it has one neutron, 12 assistant
neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.
These
particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by
vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert, but it
can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes in contact. A
minute amount causes a reaction to take over four days to complete, when it
would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium does not decay, but reorganizes
every four years in which some of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons
exchange places. Its mass actually increases over time, since each
reorganization causes more morons to become neutrons forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons concentrate
in quantity. This quantity is referred to as “critical mess.” When
catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which
radiates just as much energy, since it has one half as many peons but twice as
many morons.
Copresco
has once again been named to Quick Printing magazine’s Annual Top 100
list. “Isn’t everyone a quick printer these days?” wonders
Copresco president Steve Johnson.
Perhaps your printer of
books and manuals isn’t quick enough? Call the company that has been on
the “Quick List” for seven straight years.
Call
Copresco.
(630) 690-2000 ·
Fax (630) 690-8182
lite@copresco.com
· www.copresco.com
Information and
discounted early registration for Print05
http://www.print05.org
Information and
discounted early registration for Seybold Chicago
http://www.seybold365.com/chicago
Speaking of
visits, take a virtual trip to Johnson’s World
http://www.americanprinter.com/johnsonsworld
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