Just wondering: If its zero degrees outside, and it will be twice as cold outside tomorrowhow cold will it be?
Just wondering: Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
The executive wanted to learn something
about the job applicants personality, so she asked, If you could
have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?
The applicant thought a minute. Umthe living one.
Sign we saw:
we put the k in kwality.
The Seven Ages of Man: Spill, Drill, Thrill, Bill, Ill, Pill, and Will.
Just wondering: Why is the boat that pushes barges called a tug?
Just wondering: Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Honey, I have the hiccups, a
man said to his wife.
Thats the least of your problems, she replied firmly. I just got back from the doctor, and he said Im pregnant.
Pregnant?! he gasped. But all of our kids are in college!
Relax, honey. I was just kidding. Im not really pregnant.
Thats not funny! he yelled. What are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?
Oh, cmon, she said. I cured your hiccups, didnt I?
Bumper sticker we saw:
Your kid may be an honors student, but you still drive like an idiot.
A little boy was fascinated as he
fingered through the old pages of the family Bible. Suddenly, a leaf that had
been pressed between the pages fell out. Mom, look what I found!
What have you got there, dear? she asked.
With astonishment he said, I think its Adams underwear!
Holiday theory of relativity: the more relatives visiting you, the slower the time passes.
Once I laughed so hard milk came out my nose.
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