February 1998 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes

Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, in a recent speech on the economy: "When I first took office, this country's economy was teetering on the edge of an abyss. Since then, we've taken a big step forward."

"In matrimony, he who hesitates is sometimes saved." —Samuel Butler

Déjà Fu: That eerie feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.

Did you hear the Dallas Cowboys have adopted a new honor system? "Yes, Your Honor...no, Your Honor..."

My boss recently had a heart operation. It took eight hours—seven just to find it.

— L O V E L I N E S —

"Was she so loved because her eyes were so beautiful or were her eyes so beautiful because she was so loved?"—Anzia Yezierska

"Sorry, you must have the wrong name---
there's no one here by that number."

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