January 1998 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes
My kid got a Barbie doll as a gift. My question is, if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
"Winny would spend all of his time practicing Limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug." Steven Wright
The psychiatrist was giving a routine mental competency test in a
nursing home. She asked one resident, "What is 3 times 3?"
The first old
man replied confidently, "156."
She turned to the second old man. "What is 3 times 3?"
The second old man replied just as quickly, "Tuesday."
The psychiatrist asked the same of the third man, who after a short pause answered, "9."
"I noticed you took a moment to answer," said the doctor. "Were you doing the math in your head?"
"Yep, in my head," the old man responded. "I subtracted Tuesday from 156 and got 9."
"If a man speaks in the forest and
there's
no one around to hear him--is he still wrong?"
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