December 1997 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes

"It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win or lose." ---O. J. Simpson

A woman went to the cinema and noticed that the old man sitting in front of her had brought along his dog. To her amazement the dog cried its eyes out at the sad parts of the film and laughed with delight at the funny scenes.

At the end of the film she approached the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen," she said. "Your dog really seemed to enjoy the film."

"I'm amazed too," the man replied. "He hated the book."

"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?" ---Zsa Zsa Gabor

"There is no deodorant like success."---Elizabeth Taylor

People who say they sleep like a baby don't have one.

Just wondering: why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

"The box said it was 'idiot-proof,'
but I guess they never met Jim."

Overnight Lite Main   Last Month   Next Month   This Month's Serious Stuff

Home   Contact Us   What's New   Publications