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August 2000 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes


Traveling Salesman

A traveling salesman didn’t get his opening sentence out of his mouth before the woman answering the door, angry at being bothered by a peddler, tried to slam the door shut. To her surprise and frustration, the door bounced back open. As the salesman began to speak again she slammed it more forcefully, and again it bounced back. She suspected his foot was blocking the door, so she decided to give it a lesson-teaching heave. As she gritted her teeth and wound up for the grand slam, the salesman managed to blurt out, “Please, lady! Move your cat!”


Bumper sticker we saw:
Lock your car doors— it’s zucchini season!


Actual headlines printed right beside each other:
Get to work on gun laws, Clinton urges
    —and—
Gore, Bush exchange shots


Ad we saw: “So if you want to know more about neutering and why it’s best for you and your dog, give us a call.”


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