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September 2000 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes


Bungee Jumping

   Al and Joe loved bungee-jumping, and one day Al had a revelation. "They don't have bungee jumping in Mexico yet," he said to Joe. "We could make a lot of money down there."
   Joe agreed, so they pooled their savings and bought gear. A crowd gathered as construction of the dramatic tower began, and by the time it was finished, a huge throng of onlookers had assembled. Al and Joe decided to take advantage of the publicity. They switched on loud music as Joe hooked up his harness, raised his hands, and jumped.
   He bounced at the bottom and as he sprang back up, Al could see Joe was covered with bruises and scratches. Before he could ask what happened, Joe was on his way down again. As he bounced up again, Al failed to catch him, but could see Joe was a bloody mess. Luckily, Al caught Joe on the third try. "What's wrong? Is the cord too long?"
   "It's the crowd-they're all over me!" Joe gasped. "What in the world is a pinata?!?"


Thanks to his extreme wealth, megabillionaire Bill Gates doesn't have to consider the cost of his purchases. It's as if he's using Monopoly money. As it turns out, that s what the judge thought too.


A grasshopper sat at the bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you?".
"Really?" the grasshopper replied. "Steve?"


Keep Away From Children
“Take two. Keep away from children.”

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