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One of
Freud’s early patients rushed out of a session and ran to the café
where her friend was waiting for her. “What’s wrong?” the friend
said, seeing her tears. “Oh, it’s just terrible,” the patient blurted. “Today the doctor told me I’m in love with my father, and...and...and you know—he’s a married man!” |
For my New Year’s resolution, I’m planning on being more spontaneous.
An American tourist at the Sidney
Olympics was knocked unconscious in an accident. The Australian ambulance took
him to a local hospital, where he was watched closely until he revived.
Confused and disoriented, he asked the nurse, “Was I brought here to
die?”
“No, mate,” replied the Aussie. “Yesterday.”
“During the past two years, the amount of time the average Internet user spends online each week has risen from 4.4 hours to 7.6 hours. If that annual growth rate continues, then in 2025 the average user will spend 590 hours online per day.” —Time Magazine, Feb 21, 2000
Sign we saw: You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
“I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.” —Lily Tomlin
When my wife and I arrived at the repair
shop to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had accidentally been
locked inside it. I entered the garage to find a mechanic working feverishly to
unlock the driver’s side door. Instinctively I tried the door on the
passenger side, and discovered it was unlocked. “Look,” I said,
“this door’s open!”
“I know,” answered the
technician, concentrating hard. “I already got that side.”
 “My career is going downhill.” |
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