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May 2001 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes

Blind Horse

A rich man was searching to find the perfect gift for his young daughter’s birthday when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse, which he immediately offered to buy for $500.

“I don’t think I could sell her, mister,” the little man replied. “She don’t look good.”

Determined, the rich man returned the next day and offered the poor man $1000.

“I ain’t sellin’ her—she really don’t look good.”

“She looks fine to me,” the father replied, and with some determination managed to buy the horse for $2000.

The rich man’s daughter was thrilled by the beautiful horse, until she jumped on the saddle and the horse ran straight into a tree. “Daddy!” she whined, “this horse is blind!”

Furious, the rich man rushed back to the poor man’s house, demanding an explanation.

The man shrugged, “I told you she don’t look good.”

When the teacher asked for a sentence about a public servant, a small boy tried this: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”

“Um—okay, Johnny,” the surprised teacher said. “Do you know what pregnant means?”

“Sure I do,” answered the young boy confidently. “It means ‘carrying a child.’”

You know you’re over the hill when all your address book entries start with “Dr.”

Church sign we saw: “You are never too bad to come in. You are never too good to stay out.”

Half Mast Golfer

“You trying to tell me something?”

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