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Four boys came to a picket fence
and wondered what was behind it. They boosted Timmy up to peek.
“Wow!” he squealed. “It’s one of them nudist camps!”
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“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”—Walt Disney
Little Billy was wandering down the
beach, and suddenly his father realized Billy was out of sight. After a frantic
search, the family gave a huge sigh of relief when he was found unhurt.
“I mean it, Billy,” his father said sternly, “the next
time you want to go somewhere, don’t just take off by yourself. You ask
me, and I’ll go with you.”
“Okay, Dad,” the boy
agreed. “Disneyland.”
“I just dreamed you gave me a pearl
necklace!” a woman gasped as she awoke with a start. “What do you
think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, he gave her a small package. She eagerly opened it to
find a book entitled, The Interpretation of Dreams.
Camping tip: Lint from your navel makes a
handy fire starter.
Caution: Remove lint from navel before lighting.
Camping tip: You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled sleeping bag by climbing into a garbage bag stuffed with geese.
Camping tip: You’ll never get lost if you remember that moss always grows on the north side of your compass.
“Doctor, my arm hurts bad,” a
man said woefully.
The doctor rolled up the patient’s sleeve,
looked the arm over and put a stethoscope on it. “Hello, Doc!” he
heard a tiny voice inside the arm say. “Could you lend me twenty
bucks?”
“I see your problem,” the doctor said.
“Your arm’s broke.”
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