A husband and wife
were shopping at the mall, and his eyes followed a shapely woman as she passed
by. |
Mom, is there really a Santa
Claus? a boy asked.
Well, she paused carefully,
what do you think?
Well, the cool video games and
great baseball glove I got from you and the fantastic train set and model
airplane I got from Santa were in the same wrapping paper... he paused as
he thought about his words, then added, I tell you whatyou and Dad
go on as you have been, and lets just forget we had this little
talk.
The man complained to his doctor that he
wasnt able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
Now, DocI can take it, whatever it is, so give it to me
straight, he said when the exam was done. Tell me in plain English
whats wrong.
Well, in plain English, the doctor
replied, youre just lazy.
Okay, said the
man after a pause. Now give me the medical term so I can tell my
wife.
A man went to traffic court to argue
about his parking ticket. He testified to the judge that a policeman had given
him permission to park there.
Would you recognize the officer if
you saw him again? the judge inquired.
I would, the
defendant replied confidently.
Okay, said the judge,
when you see the officer again, tell him he owes you $50.
Dieting: for those who are thick and tired of it.
And now Id like to
invite our guest speaker
to lie down and say a few words...
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