inquired about your paintings and asked if they would appreciate in value after
your death, a gallery owner said to the artist. I told him I
thought they wouldand he bought all of your paintings.
My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. Paula Poundstone
Sign on a
be back in 5 minutes.
A five-year-old went with his dad to see
a litter of kittens. He breathlessly reported to his mother that there were two
boy kittens and two girl kittens.
How could you tell? his mother asked with a wink.
Daddy picked them up and looked underneath, the boy explained. I think its printed on the bottom.
Do you have any small
notebooks? a woman asked a convenience store employee.
Sorry, shrugged the clerk. Were all out.
Thats okay, she replied. Do you have any colored magic markers or pens?
Nope, dont have those either, he replied blankly.
If you dont have anything, the woman grumbled, why dont you just close the store?
Cant, the employee sighed. Dont have a key.
Sign at a plastic
come in and let us help you pick your nose.
Sign at a muffler shop:
no appointment necessarywell hear you coming.
I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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