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As Americans, we often wonder why other countries resent us, yet we think nothing of calling our championship baseball games the World Series.
A husband went to a doctor and said, “I think my wife is deaf because I always have to repeat things.” “Well,” the doctor replied, “Go home and ask her a question. If she doesn’t reply, move closer and say it again.” So the husband goes home and starts off about 15 feet from her and asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Hearing no response, he moves closer and asks again, yet still no reply. Finally, he yells into her ear and the wife says, “That’s the third time you asked me. It’s meatloaf!”
First golfer: I have the greatest ball in
the world. You can’t lose it. If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. Hit
it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night, it glows.
Second golfer: That sounds great! Where did you get it?
First
golfer: I found it in the woods.
One student asked, “Why would you want to write a novel when you can buy one for $15?”
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