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After her 90th birthday, Marie decided to mail checks to her loved ones instead of going through the hassle of shopping. On each card she wrote, “Buy your own present.” Only after Christmas did she get around to clearing off her cluttered desk. Under a stack of papers, she was horrified to find the gift checks, which she had forgotten to enclose in her Christmas cards.
Mrs. Smith was preparing dinner when her son, Chris, came in the kitchen. “What have you been doing all afternoon, sweetie?” “I’ve been playing mailman,” Chris replied. “How could you play mailman if you don’t have any letters”? “It was easy,” Chris explained, “I found a bunch of letters in the trunk upstairs, all tied up with ribbon. Then I put one in every mailbox on the street.”
Man’s Four Stages of Life:
1.
You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.
Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fought tooth and nail.
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