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A priest is walking down the street one day when he sees a child trying to press a doorbell on a house. The little boy cannot reach the doorbell. After watching the boy’s efforts, the priest walks up behind the little fellow and places his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder. He then gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest asks, “And now what, my little man?” To which the boy replies, “Now we run!” |
Now that they are retired, John and Mary are discussing all aspects of their future. “What will you do if I die before you do?” John asked Mary. After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mary asked John, “What will you do if I die first?” He replied, “Probably the same thing.”
Help keep the kitchen clean— eat out.
An old farmer who won ten million dollars in the lottery was on TV last night. When asked what he was going do with all that money, he shrugged and said, “Not sure. Guess I’ll keep farmin’ till it’s all gone.”
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