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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his physician. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?” “That’s the problem. I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.” |
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights—they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
I joined a health club last year and spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
A couple was having some trouble, so they went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits and a lot of questioning, the counselor discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, “This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!” The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, “Ok, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?”
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children who produced 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replied, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, does that mean electricians are delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
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