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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. |
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?" "Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy." "That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?" "Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2."
Lame fortune cookie fortune: "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's saliva."
Eight-year-old Maggie was reading the back of a lemon juice bottle while at the dinner table. Noting that the bottle said "not made from concentrate" she asked her dad what that meant. He told her it was made from distracted lemons. While Maggie's mother was shaking her head in the disbelief, Maggie, in a thoughtful tone, said, "That must be why they got caught."
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