April 1999 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes

Bumper sticker we saw:
My governor can beat up your governor.

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. —Dolores Ibarruri

A woman met a man walking along the street wearing only one shoe. "Lose a shoe?" she asked.
"Nope," he answered with a satisfied smile. "Found one."

What we want to know: Why is the bureaucracy in charge of everything outdoors called the Department of Interior?

Several guests at a dinner party were arguing over whether anybody could be considered trustworthy. "Nobody can keep a secret," said one man scornfully, to the uproar of various other dinner guests.
"I beg to differ, sir," answered one woman over the din. "Why, I myself have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out sooner or later," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so," she responded proudly. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she's bound to keep it forever."

Did you hear about the April Fool's joke the King's men played on Humpty Dumpty? He fell for it.

"Every crowd has a silver lining." —P.T. Barnum

"The only bad press is an obit." —Dennis Rodman

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