May 1999 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes

A golfer bought his way into a posh country club. He enjoyed the luxury of a caddy, but was embarrassed at the grimaces and eye-rolls whenever he missed a shot. As he passed a water hazard he remarked, "I probably ought to drown myself in there, huh?"
"No," the caddy sniffed, "at least not until you learn to keep your head down."

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in women's restroom

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in men's restroom

Graffito we saw:

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

"Wanna trade?"

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