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September 1998 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes
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A Hollywood director came home to find his house totally
destroyed. A policeman told him, "Your agent came to your house, torched it
and kidnapped your wife and kids!" |
This year was the 65th anniversary of the movie King Kong. Overheard at
a recent screening reception...
Q: How do you train King Kong?
A: Hit him
with a rolled up newspaper building.
Argument: When you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet.
Prevent moral decay. Use mental floss.
Q: Why did it take Brahms seven years to write his lullaby?
A: He was
always falling asleep at the piano.
Everyone has a photographic memory. It's just that some people don't have film.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are perfect while telling you you're not raising them right.
A parts manager placed an order for part No. 669 from the factory. When
she received it, she was angry to see "699" printed on the box instead.
She
returned the box along with a scathing note. A week later she got the same
package back with this message: "Turn The Box Over."
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