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October 1998 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes
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"Attention!" the slavemaster on a galley ship barked out to the
tired, undernourished rowers. The good news is that the captain has ordered
that each of you get an extra ration of bread and water." A cheer rose up from
the exhausted crew. |
My girlfriend is always late. She found out her ancestors came over on the Juneflower.
Scientists in Japan have demonstrated recently that the neutrino has mass. cnn used the following metaphor to help describe the neutrino's mass relative to that of an electron: "If the mass of an electron would approximately equal a U.S. naval cruiser and half a mine sweeper, then the mass of the neutrino would equal five apples."
Patient: "Doc, everyone thinks I'm a liar."
Psychiatrist: "Really, I
find that hard to believe."
Patient: "I think I'm a suspension bridge."
Psychiatrist: "What's
come over you?"
Sign on an electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
"I just bought a weight-loss tape," a man said to his friend. "You
listen to it while you sleep. All you hear are ocean waves."
"How much have
you lost so far?" asked the friend.
He replied, "Forty dollars."
"I hate wrap music."
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