October 1999 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes

October 1999 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes

"Important! Laser pointers are no longer to be used when giving presentations." —Posted on Chinese Embassy notice boards

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." —Unknown

"My dog is worried about the economy, because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7 in dog money." —Joe Weinstein

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."—Gene Hill

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." —Sue Murphy

Sign we saw in a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary.
We'll hear you coming.

"A good scare is worth more than good advice." —Edgar Watson Howe

From the New Castle, Indiana Courier-Times: "Jacwil Casket Co. is closed today, but may reopen soon with a skeleton crew."