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Computer users are being warned about the Monica Virus. Luckily, it only affects laptops.
Q: What's the difference between an hmo and the PLO?
A: It's
possible to negotiate with the PLO.
"We cannot be responsible for cash sent through the mail."—
From
a return envelope included with a mail order ad for rare currency and
coins
Classified ad we saw:
"For Sale: complete set of encyclopedias,
perfect condition. No longer needed—new wife knows everything."
I know I think too much, but when cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
A little boy getting ready for kindergarten was whimpering because his
shoes hurt. "Honey," his mother said as she inspected them, "you've got them on
the wrong feet."
"But Mom," the boy wailed even louder, "I don't have any
other feet!"
Sign we saw on a parking space at a garden supply store: reserved for plant manager.
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