November 2001 Overnight Lite Discarded Jokes

A pig filled out the telegraph form and handed it to the operator. It read, “Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink.” “You get nine words for the same price,” the operator said to the pig. “Would you like to add another ‘oink?’” “But then,” the pig replied blankly, “it wouldn’t make sense!”

The economy is tough. I quit my job at the salt and pepper factory. The work was too seasonal.

A magazine sent a notice to Abner Mason that his subscription had expired. The notice came back a week later with this message written on it: “So has Abner.”

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who learn by reading; those who learn by watching; and the rest who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it’s really hot.

“Where are we going? And what’s with the handbasket?”

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