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A golfer, lost somewhere in the rough, asked his caddy, “Why do you keep looking at your pocket watch?” “It isn’t a watch,” the caddy replied. “It’s a compass.”
A man and a woman were arguing about who could keep a secret longer. The woman said, “I’ve kept my age a secret since I was 21.” “You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted. “I don’t think so,” the woman responded. “If I’ve been able to keep my age a secret for 27 years, I can keep it a secret forever.”
A little boy was asked about his new teacher. “She’s mean, but she’s fair,” he said. “How’s that?” his mom asked. “She’s mean to everyone,” he replied.
At the beginning of an airplane flight, Ali was approached by the flight attendant, who reminded him to fasten his seat belt. “Superman doesn’t need a seatbelt,” Ali said smiling. “Superman,” the attendant said, “doesn’t need an airplane, either.”
Customer: I want a ticket to
New York.
Airline Clerk: By Buffalo?
Customer: I guess that’s OK,
if the saddle is comfortable.
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