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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “If you kiss me, I will turn back into a prince. Then we can marry and you can prepare my meals, wash my clothes, and clean my castle.” That night, while the princess dined on freshly sautéed frog legs, she laughed to herself and thought, “I don’t think so.” |
Patient: Doctor I have a
sore throat, I ache, and I have a fever.
Doctor: Sounds like some kind of
virus.
Patient: Everyone in the office has it.
Doctor: Well, maybe
it’s a staff infection.
Want to stop an argument between a man and his wife? Take sides.
Kitchen magnet: Martha Stewart doesn’t live here.
Wife: Let’s go out and
have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do,
leave the hall light on.
A young man was visiting a local ranch when he asked, “Is this bull safe?” The rancher replied, “He’s a lot safer than you are.”
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