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Two boys were riding
on a train for the first time and brought bananas along to eat on the trip.
Just as they began to peel the bananas, the train entered a dark tunnel.
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My teenager is learning how to drive our car. Next week she’ll learn how to aim it.
After hearing that milk
baths are good for your skin, a woman put in an order to have milk delivered to
her home.
“Do you want it pasteurized?” the milkman asked.
“Naw… past my knees would be fine,” the woman
replied.
A man was frightened and nervous on his
first trip on an airplane. As the engines began to roar, he gripped the arms of
his seat, closed his eyes, and counted to 100. As he gained the courage to open
his eyes and look out the window, he said to the woman sitting next to him,
“See those tiny people down there? Don’t they look like ants?”
“They are ants,” she replied. “We haven’t left the
ground yet.”
One woman asked another how
she could get her husband’s attention away from sports on television, and
the other replied, “Wear something pretty.”
“And what
should I do if that doesn’t work?”
“Wear a number on
your back.”
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