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Girls look at him as the strong, silent type. Little do they know that he can’t talk and hold his stomach in at the same time.
One professor asked his
students what they planned to read after they graduate.
One grimaced
and said, “The help-wanted ads.”
To get ahead in business today, a woman is expected to look like a girl, behave like a lady, think like a man, and work like a dog.
Have you ever wondered what bald people put on their drivers’ licenses in the “hair color” slot? “Does not apply?”
A sign on an obstetrician’s front door: “Push. Push. Push.”
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
While talking about the failure of her latest crash diet, one lunchmate asked her companion, “Do you think I should try taking my lunch outside and eating from the sidewalk?” Her friend asked how that would help. The lady responded, “Anything to curb my cravings for carbs.”
An alternate definition of propa-ganda: “A gentlemanly goose.”
The other day I asked my
niece what she was planning to get her little brother for his birthday.
“I don’t know,” she replied.
“Well, what
did you give him last year?” I asked.
“The chicken pox,”
she answered.
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